Welcome home. My pants were all wet, so I had to take them off.
Why were your pants all wet?
Because I was walking in the rain.
Why were you walking in the rain?
Because I was going to Wendy's.
That makes a lot of sense. Here's the real test of your love for me. Did you get me a frosty?
No, but I did buy you a new case of Diet Cokes. And I put two in the fridge for you.
Why not three? I mean thank you.